So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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