My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Randomize
