it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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