And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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