just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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