why didn't you poke me back
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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