I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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