You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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