it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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