I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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