I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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