Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it glows. i had to have it.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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