Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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