she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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