Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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