Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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