i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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