My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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