Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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