I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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