I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Someone came in the potted fern
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
