theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you had me at cake vodka
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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