I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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