Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
sex in a hospital.. check
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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