This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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