if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
third nipple confirmed
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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