Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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