Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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