Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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