She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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