Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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