so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Help. Why am I so naked?
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