McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Green mimosas i think yes
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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