I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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