As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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