I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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