2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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