Swine flu. Run for my life!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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