One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just pee around me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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