Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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