So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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