Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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