brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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