He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
only if we run a train.
done.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Randomize
