You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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