We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
this will be a night to untag.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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