please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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