"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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