Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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