Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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