Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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