is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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