id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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