Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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